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TOKE THESE TEES

It is very important to me that the shopping cart is secure and safe.

We have invested in securely backed server technology that makes it impossible for third-party individuals to see any of your private info. When you put a merchandise item in your cart, you are immediately taken to that secure server where even your purchases are kept private. Please feel safe ordering from us, and know that if you do feel uncomfortable using your personal information on the Internet, that you can call us TOLL FREE (United States only) at 1-888-687-4478. For those of you who want to call and place an International Order, you may call us at 1-731-588-5690.

How long will it take to get my order shipped?

There are so many companies out there that don't believe that fast shipping is important to their customers, but we know different. We don't sit on orders. In fact, we ship orders within a day of getting them in our system. We are here, busy as bees from the hours of 7 o'clock in the morning to 3 o'clock in the afternoon Central Standard Time. We do not work on federally sanctioned holidays, nor on Saturdays and Sundays. If you buy something on one of the days we are away from the office (weekends and holidays), your purchase will be moved forward in our production the next business day. For instance, if your purchase something on a Saturday, it will be processed on Monday, and then placed in the postman's hands on Tuesday. Our warehouse is fully stocked with nearly every shirt design we offer, but on very isolated incidents it is possible that we do not have your shirt stocked and ready to be made. We do our very best to make sure everything is fully stocked, but if it isn't we will resupply right away. This may take up to two days, but we will send your order to you as soon as we have our stock in hand. Trust me, even if there is a supply issue we still have some of the fastest shipping this side of Amazon.com.

We have our shipping speeds down to a fine artform, and we would love to show you just how fast it really can be. If you need your order delivered to you in the matter of just a few days, or even the very next day, we have expedited and express shipping open for you to choose as well.

We have 3 Shipping Options for customers ordering in the United States in order to provide the perfect shipment speed for your needs.

  1. Our Standard Shipping is still very fast, taking only 3 to 8 business days for you to get your package.
  2. Expedited shipping will take 2 to 3 business days to arrive.
  3. For those with no time to spare, our Express option will zip your order to your door in a break-neck speed of 1-2 working days.
VERY IMPORTANT If you are having your orders delivers to the states of Alaska or Hawaii, then your order will always be shipped via Priority U.S.P.S. Mail and will be delivered in FIVE to TEN business days. These times for delivery are all estimates based on our past dealings with the U.S.P.S. We cannot foresee complications within the Post Office's system. Please feel free to include your email when you order, and we will provide your tracking information when we put your order in the mail for you. This is only available within the Continental United States.

Our International friends from the nations of Denmark, Germany, Finland, Netherlands, Australia, Norway, New Zealand, Great Britain, Canada, North Ireland, and Sweden are welcome to order using our International Shipping option. I know FOUR to EIGHT weeks is a long time to await an order, but that is the unfortunate reality of International shipping. Please have patience! If you contact us after just one week of ordering, we can only tell you to wait the entire eight weeks before contacting us again. Even if you do contact us, we cannot locate your package for you once it has been Internationally shipped because we lose the ability to track orders overseas.

It doesn't matter if your shipment is declared as a GIFT, because we are legally liable to reveal the value and the inventory of your shipment to customs. If you are ordering from another country, outside of the U.S., then you may find that you have to pay customs fees on your order. You are responsible for these fees, and they are not included in the price of your order. If you have any inquiries concerning customs delays or costs, then please refer them to the customs officers of your region.

This company proudly supports the men and women of the U.S. Military. We would be honored if you chose to order our product, and we gladly ship to any APO/FPO military address or installation. The only shipping option available for APO/FPO deliveries is USPS Standard Mail, which means that the faster shipping options of Express and Expedited are not available to the Armed Services. The delivery times listed above do not apply to APO/FPO addresses, as we cannot estimate the delivery times Internationally.

We use USPS Standard Shipping for all orders going to PO BOX addresses. These shipments are usually completed within THREE to FIVE business days.


Our Quality Shows Through.

You may pay a couple of dollars more for one of these shirts than you would at other t-shirt companies, but that's a difference that matters. All companies want to make money, and if they charge more than that means that your shirts are going to be worth less. We have done our research. We've ordered shirts from dozens of competitors, and we've found that the vast majority of them use the same kind of shirts that come three to a pack at your local SuperCenter. We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee that proves our dedication to quality at this company. While you are certainly welcome to buy any of our slim-fit shirt styles, you also have access to all of the thicker, more durable shirts that are made from 100%, preshrunk cotton.

Tell me about your Privacy Standards.

Our Privacy Policy is pretty simple. We will only ever use the information you have given us to fulfill your order or contact you with any questions or problems that may arise with completing your order. That's it.

Having Issues With Ordering?

The #1 cause of rejected orders is an incorrect billing address. Make sure the billing address you entered is the same one your billing statement is sent to. If your order is still not going through properly, then you can consult these simple four steps to try to rectify the problem.
  1. You have checked your billing fields and found them correct. Now you need to check it again. Don't just browse it. Look up the information that your card issuer has and match it word-for-word.
  2. One thing you may want to put into the "billing address field" is your previous address, especially if you have moved within the last few months. Sometimes it takes a while for big credit issuers to update data.
  3. If all else has failed, then you may want to go ahead and use your secondary card to make this purchase.
  4. We are an American-based company and have a Toll Free number for American residents. This number is 1-888-687-4478. You can call for help between the Central Time Zone based hours of 9am and 6pm.

I'm not sure what size I need. Can you help?

size chart

Why aren't your shirts as cheap as BRAND X? / What kind of shirts are these?

You want your t-shirts to be long-lasting with bright designs that don't crack or fade. Well, that's what we provide. Our shirts are 100% cotton and preshrunk for convenience and quality.

Would it be possible to get any of the designs put on the backs of your shirts?

That would be no problem at all. If you want the shirt designs placed on the back, please proceed with your order as normal. When it comes time for you to enter any special comments, merely say that you want your shirt designs placed on the back of the shirts. We'll do this for you at no extra charge.

Every Time I place Something In My Shopping Cart, The Shopping Cart Stays Empty

Our shopping cart system requires that you have "cookies" enabled in whatever browser you are using. You absolutely have to make certain that the privacy settings are not set too high to shop on the Internet. You can turn these off by following this path of mouse clicks at the top line of your browser: TOOLS, then OPTIONS, then PRIVACY (instructions). You could also call us at 1-888-687-4478 TOLL FREE from 9 to 6 CST.

I don't have a credit card or a debit card! How can I use a money order to pay for my stuff?

Of course you can still order! All you need to do is to follow the steps below, and we'll process your order for you.
  1. The first order of business is deciding what to buy. Pick out what shirts you want to buy, what color you want them to be, and what size. E-mail us by CLICKING THIS with that information and indicating your desire to send in a Money Order via mail for your purchase.
  2. We'll send you an email back that will total up all of your charges for the shirts, the shipping, and the handling along with an address for mailing your money order to.
  3. Print off the invoice, put it in an envelope with your money order, address the envelope with the address we provided you, and drop the envelope in the mail. When we get your mail, we'll ship your shirts! So easy!

Restocking Fees On Returns

All of the shirts you buy are made the day after you order them to your exact specifications. That means that on orders above a certain price range will incur a restocking fee if they are returned, and the return is not due to anything our company did wrong. We are not responsible for refunding shipment costs.
Order TotalRestocking Fee
$1 - $1000%
$101 - $49920%
$500 - $99930%
$1000+50%